Men’s Underwear

Men can be determined by the kind of briefs they were. If men wore their briefs on top of their trousers or pants, chances are, they might have forgotten to put on their briefs before their trousers because they are superheroes about to have a big battle with villains. The other possibility is that they are not superheroes, and before long, people would be calling a mental hospital and psychiatrists would be after them. Thankfully, men’s underwear are not worn outside the pants.

You can tell a lot about men through their briefs. The briefs that a man has can be a measure of his responsibility and his manner of taking care of himself. A man who has bacon briefs, you know, those kinds of briefs that have been used for several years. Bacon briefs are overused briefs with garters that resemble fried bacon. The only thing lacking for bacon briefs are fried eggs. You could imagine that a person with bacon briefs is someone who is either very stingy, or very poor that he cannot buy himself new sets of briefs.

Men who were traditional hipster briefs would like to do things the tested and usual way. They rely on practices that they have developed since childhood, like wearing hipster briefs, which their moms bought for them when they were young.

Those who prefer bikini briefs or even thongs for men are daring and adventurous. They dare break tradition by using briefs that are commonly associated with women. They also experiment with sexier stuff and would not care about what other people will say. Anyway, what do other people care about if you wear sexy briefs or not. Some men would also prefer loose briefs or skimpy ones. The reason behind this is the level of comfort they would want for their groin. In any case, briefs provide comfort for men and their briefs show a lot about their personalities and their practices in life.

~ by womenslingerie on June 12, 2008.